METRO has announced a new “Swiftline” bus service, not to be confused with the “Quickline” bus service. You’ll recall the Quickline service was behind schedule, not necessarily quick, and inspired METRO to create topiary bunnies. With luck, the new Swiftline route can morph into a Quickline route, according to METRO’s highly paid blogger.
We can sense a trend…how about we help METRO choose the next bus route name? Ontimeline? Straightline? Zippyline? FasterthanJohnNovaLomaxline?
Maybe topiary cheetahs will be forthcoming. And can a topiary Abuelita be far behind?
Topiary photo by flickr user vertigogen, used via a Creative Commons license.
