Imagine you are skimming Chron.com first thing in the morning, barely starting on your coffee, and you see these headlines (third and fourth) right below the main page picture:
Some roast highway bill over its scent of pork
South Korea introduces world’s first cloned dog
That’s most unfortunate.
UPDATE (7a.m.): Awwwww, someone at Chron.com moved the cloned dog headline down to the “World” section. That’s a shame.